Archive for the ‘The Onion’ Category

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

Onion Sports Network: Packers fan announces he will return to drinking for another season

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Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

The Onion Crime Reporter: Man Had Sex with Wife Thousands of Times Before Killing Her

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Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

The Onion: Joe Biden criticized for appearing in Hennessey ads

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Monday, January 11th, 2010

The Onion: Congo approves economic stimulus package of AK-47 for every citizen

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Wednesday, January 6th, 2010

The Onion: VH1 Reality Show Bus Crashes, Causing Major Slut Spill (warning: half-naked girls and girl kiss)

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Thursday, December 17th, 2009

The Onion: Internet Archaeologists Find Ruins of ‘Friendster’ Civilization

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Friday, December 11th, 2009


New BabySafe Ball Makes Shaking Your Infant Guilt And Injury Free

The Onion: New BabySafe Ball Makes Shaking Your Infant Guilt And Injury Free

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Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

The Onion: DEA recruits Lil Wayne to fight drugs in Mexico

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Monday, December 7th, 2009

The Onion: Most College Males Admit to Regularly Getting Stoked

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Tuesday, December 1st, 2009


Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP

The Onion: Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP

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Monday, November 23rd, 2009


Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T.

The Onion: Boy Finds Real Live E.T.

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Tuesday, November 17th, 2009


Obama’s Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner

The Onion: Obama’s Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner

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Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

The Onion: Bad Boy Fencing Star Implicated In Yet Another Jewel Heist

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Tuesday, October 13th, 2009


Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With Raging Wildfire

The Onion: Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With Raging Wildfire. Hat tip to Hot Air for the video.

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