Onion Sports Network: Packers fan announces he will return to drinking for another season
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The Onion Crime Reporter: Man Had Sex with Wife Thousands of Times Before Killing Her
The Onion: Joe Biden criticized for appearing in Hennessey ads
The Onion: Congo approves economic stimulus package of AK-47 for every citizen
The Onion: VH1 Reality Show Bus Crashes, Causing Major Slut Spill (warning: half-naked girls and girl kiss)
The Onion: Internet Archaeologists Find Ruins of ‘Friendster’ Civilization
New BabySafe Ball Makes Shaking Your Infant Guilt And Injury Free
The Onion: New BabySafe Ball Makes Shaking Your Infant Guilt And Injury Free
The Onion: DEA recruits Lil Wayne to fight drugs in Mexico
The Onion: Most College Males Admit to Regularly Getting Stoked
Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP
The Onion: Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP
Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T.
The Onion: Boy Finds Real Live E.T.
Obama’s Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner
The Onion: Obama’s Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner
The Onion: Bad Boy Fencing Star Implicated In Yet Another Jewel Heist
Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With Raging Wildfire
The Onion: Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With Raging Wildfire. Hat tip to Hot Air for the video.










