Archive for the ‘The Onion’ Category

The Onion: Are tests biased against students who don't care? (lots of profanity)

The Onion: TIME announces new version of magazine aimed at adults

The Onion: Guatemalan flight's data-recording parrot holds clues to crash

The Onion: Jennifer Aniston Adopts 33 Year Old Boyfriend From Africa. Hat tip to The Frisky.

The Onion: Girl raised from birth by Wolf Blitzer taken into protective custody

The Onion: Truck Accident That Killed Rafters in Canyon Sparks Truck-Canyon-Rafter Reform Debate

The Onion: New Apple Friend bar gives customers someone to talk to about Mac products

Congress, 1924: Rep. demands horses wear dresses to hide foul penises

The Onion: Census Visits Providing Once-in-a-Decade Chance for Human Interaction

The Onion: Soccer Officially Announces It Is Gay (h/t Hot Air)

The Onion: Incredibly Sexy Firefighter Tragically Dies in Steamy Blaze

The Onion: Congressmen Submit Emergency 3 a.m. Bill Demanding IHOP Stay Open All Night

The Onion: New Google Phone Service Whispers Ads Directly into Users' Ears